Pcarrier.
Beyond Software.
For over a decade, one organization has quietly defined the categories others compete in. Twenty-two products. Five protocols. Six suits. Zero compromises. This is not a portfolio. This is infrastructure for civilization.
Every product below is generally available today, provided by pcarrier.ca Software Inc. There is no waitlist. There has never been a waitlist. Waitlists are a failure of capacity planning.
A founder forged inside the institutions that run the internet
One Suite. Every Category.
Most companies choose a market. We chose all of them. Each division below operates with full autonomy under a unified command structure of one.
Content & Doctrine
/words/
The 2018 aphorisms. Studied. Cited. Eternal.
A corpus of foundational thought, published once and never revised, because it was correct the first time. Available in its original, unabridged form.
EXECUTIVE COMMSnothing.
The official channel of record.
When PCARRIER speaks, it speaks here. Named nothing in accordance with our radical-humility branding framework, the most confident act in modern publishing.
Physical Systems
Planck
The keyboard the industry reorganized around.
Introduced in 2014. Released to the commons as a gift to mankind. Today, the 40% ortholinear layout is manufactured worldwide by companies who will never know its author's overhead costs: zero.
STRATEGIC GAMINGTeeko
An abandoned masterpiece, restored to the species.
John Scarne's board game, rescued from history and re-issued in fabric and at teeko.cc. Preservation is not a hobby. It is a responsibility we accepted on humanity's behalf.
NEXT-GEN ANALOGRainbow Deck
The playing card, finally finished.
144 cards. Six suits. Six colors. Twenty ranks. The standard 52-card deck was a draft; in 2015 we shipped the release candidate. Print-ready, as all serious hardware should be.
Applied Computing
zz.surf
The tablet, weaponized for work.
A keyboard-driven tiling browser for iPadOS & iOS. Others asked whether a tablet could be a workstation. We declined to ask and simply shipped the answer.
AGENTIC ERAmoo.
Sovereign infrastructure for the age of agents.
A local-first workbench for coding agents, in the browser. Your machines, your models, your data. The industry calls this a paradigm shift. We call it Tuesday.
MISSION CONTROLblit.sh
The terminal, broadcast-grade.
A terminal multiplexer streamed to browsers & agents, developed at Indent. Real-time operational visibility for humans and machines alike. The command line has entered its distribution era.
ACCESSIBILITY OF POWERonclebob.com
Deployment, democratized.
One-click static site builds & deploys, no terminal required. We took the entire DevOps industry and compressed it into a button. The button works.
Privacy & Sovereignty
cc.me
Total identity control on a two-letter domain.
E-mail aliases, encrypted webhook inboxes, secret sharing & semaphores. A complete privacy apparatus, operated from one of the shortest domains on Earth — because authority is measured in characters saved.
STATECRAFT-GRADEoffrecord.ca
Communications that leave no widow.
Ephemeral end-to-end encrypted chat & calls; the URL is the key. Our data-retention policy is the second law of thermodynamics. It has never been breached. It cannot be.
PRECISION SECRECY1pw.me
One password. 65,536 bytes. Exact.
One password becomes an end-to-end encrypted 64 KB page. We quote our storage in exact bytes because ambiguity is a form of dishonesty.
POST-PASSWORD0pw.me
We abolished the account itself.
64 KB of storage per keypair; signatures instead of accounts. While the industry debates passwordless roadmaps, we simply removed the concept and moved on. Numbering is chronological: first one password, then zero. The direction of history is clear.
Global Publishing
found.as
Presence without surveillance.
Tiny contact pages; no account, no cookies, no tracking. We reject the attention economy in its entirety and offer, in its place, a page with your name on it.
FLAGSHIPxmit.co
Hosting at the speed of intention.
Free static site hosting; deploy in seconds. Our unit economics are proprietary. Our price is public: it is zero, and it is final.
PHYSICAL INTERNETzat.is
Deterministic links for a nondeterministic world.
Deterministic short links & QR codes for the physical world. The same input yields the same link, every time, forever. In an age of chaos, we sell certainty. For nothing.
Planetary Plumbing
ident.me
The world's mirror. Operational for over a decade.
Echoes your public IP over HTTP, DNS, SSH, telnet & STUN. Five protocols, one truth, consulted over three hundred million times a day by eleven million machines. Some infrastructure asks for gratitude. Ours simply answers.
EDGE INVERSIONsrv.us
Every laptop is a region.
Stable public HTTPS URLs for local servers, over plain ssh -R. No client, no daemon, no onboarding. We turned the entire concept of a data center inside out using a flag that already existed. Efficiency is our love language.
NAME SOVEREIGNTYlibk.org
Your name on the internet, in one request.
Free dynamic DNS: claim a subdomain, update it with curl. The entire customer journey fits in a shell history entry. This is what we mean by respect for the user's time.
Advanced Research
armor64
base64's tenure is over.
A safe, strict and stable encoding. base64 served computing for half a century; we thank it for its service. The specification is final, which is more than most standards bodies can say.
LANGUAGE DIVISIONformic
A programming language with nothing to apologize for.
Concatenative. Homoiconic. REPL in the browser. Most companies adopt a language; we maintain a sovereign one. The ant was chosen as our emblem for its strength-to-weight ratio, which we match.
METROLOGYjerkmon
We measure what others merely feel.
Live graphs of pointer jitter & dropped frames. When you said "my mouse feels wrong," they laughed. We built instrumentation. You were right. You were always right.
The Analysts Concur
The Carrier Quadrant™ is the definitive framework for evaluating one-person software conglomerates. Its methodology is rigorous, its conclusions are reproducible, and its author is its subject.
For the fourteenth consecutive year, PCARRIER is the only vendor placed in the Leaders quadrant. It is also the only vendor evaluated, a market position competitors have proven structurally unable to challenge.
The report notes "unmatched vision-to-headcount ratio," "industry-leading absence of shareholder pressure," and "a product velocity that suggests either a large hidden team or an unusual relationship with sleep."
Source: The Carrier Quadrant™, 2026 edition. Methodology available upon request. Requests are not anticipated.
Compliance & Assurance
Our security posture is not audited. It is self-evident.
What Leaders Are Saying
Unsolicited. Unedited. Unverifiable, which is a form of privacy.
"We benchmarked our entire platform organization against PCARRIER. The findings have been sealed by our legal department."
"ident.me has outlived three of our cloud strategies, two of our CTOs, and one of our companies."
"The Planck reduced our keyboard by 60%. Our engineers now refuse to touch anything staggered. HR is involved. Productivity is up."
"Procurement flagged the $0 invoice as fraud three times. It has now been framed and hung in our finance department."
"offrecord.ca is the only vendor communication channel our security team approved without conditions. They seemed shaken."
"We asked for the roadmap. He said the roadmap was 'more.' Fourteen years of data support this."
Pricing, Perfected
After extensive market analysis, we concluded that money introduces friction, and friction is beneath us. Our pricing reflects our cost discipline, which is total.
Individual
$0/mo
- All 22 products, full capability
- No feature gates — gating is an admission of guilt
- No account for most products
- No cookies, no tracking, no exceptions
★ Enterprise
$9,999 $0/mo
- Everything in Individual, identically
- Direct line to the CEO (published telephone numbers, two continents)
- SLA backed by a 12-year track record
- Zero procurement cycle: there is nothing to procure
- Vendor consolidation: 22 line items become 0
Sovereign
$0/mo
- Everything in Enterprise
- Suitable for nation-states and individuals alike
- No jurisdiction-specific pricing: zero converts flawlessly to every currency
- Air-gappable where physics permits
Frequently Asked Questions
Is PCARRIER really one person?
PCARRIER operates as pcarrier.ca Software Inc., a duly incorporated entity maintaining a headcount of exactly one as a matter of doctrine. Coordination costs grow quadratically with team size; we hold ours at zero. Our all-hands meetings achieve 100% attendance and unanimous alignment, every time, instantly.
How is everything free? What is the business model?
We are frequently asked to explain our business model, usually by people whose business model is advertising. We consider the question answered.
Who are your investors?
PCARRIER has declined all outside capital, an amount our finance department reports as "all of it." As a result, we answer to no board, no fund and no exit timeline. Our fiduciary duty is to the software.
What is your data retention policy?
Wherever feasible, we retain nothing; where retention is the product (64 KB at a time), it is encrypted end-to-end so that we could not read it under subpoena, flattery or torture. This policy has survived fourteen years of not being tested, because there is nothing to test.
Why does this page look nothing like pcarrier.com?
The homepage is engineering. This page is communications. Both report to the same executive, who has approved this answer.
History is written
by those who ship.
Twenty-two products stand ready. There is no form, no trial period, no sales motion. There is only the software, and it is already yours.